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"So far we've narrowed the choice of names down to either Fearnaught or HMS Arsekicker."

"Living in a city with functional infrastructure must be so boring."

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

"As I understand it, after this scaffolding comes down the city will be done."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'You say the ARKS are NOT two by two?'

Alien uses astronaut's visor as TV to watch news.

"Wait, there's another fold? No wonder we have so many extra stones."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Rollercoaster opens when it is still being built.

Parking meter on the moon.

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Model Building

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

Brickie's Mate

Leaving a Lasting Impression. . .

'I thought I knew what a cubit was.'

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"International trade"

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"We're actually going to grow potatoes on Mars!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Coastguard

Ocean Liners will be Ocean Liners

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"Great launch party"

"I'll see if we have some Ginger Ale."

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral