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"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"In twenty seconds, our crew will be traveling fast enough to escape the Earth’s problems."

Walking Luggage.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

Airport Security.

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Coastguard

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Rats leave a launching ship.

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

'1805 - aboard HMS. Victory - Captain Hardy falls for the old "no tongues" promise.

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."

Ship

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

Oil tanker and refinery.

'Says here that you broke your tooth while eating a human. Sorry sir, but accidents that happen during 'food-for-fun' are not covered under your dental plan.'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Sailor with a wooden leg leaves his rowboat tied to a pier that is labeled with a disabled parking sign.