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'Mike has had a lifelong dream of working at Sea World.'

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Pirate

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

Ever Given

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

"Is there anybody there?"

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Lighthouse switch

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

I can't stop yawning, either. Clams.

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

Ship

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

"Looks like it's getting a bit choppy out there."