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"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Pirate

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

Ever Given

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Is there anybody there?"

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Lighthouse

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"If I meet one more person who thinks a whale is a fish!..."

"You haven't left much room for sun tan lotion"

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Lighthouse switch

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."

'At the moment, I'm in the overseas division.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"What is this telling us? Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Loofah Sponge'.

'And remember: this isn't a submarine!'

"Get ready to hoist the black flag, shipmates - our captain has thrown out his moral compass!"

"Uh oh...I was concerned about a supply chain break."

Ship