Marina Worker T-Shirts

'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

Ever Given

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

Coastguard

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

'I think we can skip the resume.'

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

Lighthouse

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

"Tariff war"

I told myself I wasn't going to cry at his funeral

Lighthouse switch

Overturned boat.

'Thank goodness you're here!'

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.