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'Antonio said we'd know which was his. Wait! That must be it!'

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"It's hard not to take a mutiny personally."

Sea weed harvest.

Pirate playing pool using his artificial leg as a pool stick.

Cargo Bay at Thames Warehouse

Tugboat tugging Iceberg

"Richard was recently promoted to first mate."

What really happened on the EVER GIVEN

"Today's numbers. . . seashells up one, lobsters up three, claims down one, mussels up one . . ."

Ever Given

"I am wearying of the crew's constant repetition of the same old sea shanties."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

'I think we can skip the resume.'

Man tried to unload a ship in a bottle.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

Coastguard

Fisherman selling sardines in oil, haddock in oil, cod in oil etc..

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

'Did you hear? We have a new slogan: Artisan-crafted wine made the old-world way.'

"Oh, I forgot to mention. A nice man came round this morning and changed that nasty big bulb for an energy efficient one."

'What do you mean the men are unhappy! What on earth gives you that idea?'

Scotland Yard - coal heavers singing in a public house

Lighthouse

"These fish quotas are getting ridiculous."

'Thank goodness you're here!'

Lighthouse switch

Overturned boat.

'This is a dolphin friendly boat.'

"Tariff war"

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

"These aren't barnacles. Someone stuck their gum down here."