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"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

"Whiplash..."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"Same old crowd."

"Is there anybody there?"

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

Will Kill For Food

Cannibal recipes.

'So, the memo said, 'twenty-one gnu salute' huh?'

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Final selfie

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'