Safari Park Worker Pillows

"Can i get a transfer from the porcupine enclosure..?

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Whiplash..."

"That's the Bronco Whisperer. He'll have that wild stallion broken in a day or two."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

"There he goes flaunting his opposable thumb again."

'I told him we're becoming an endangered species. He just laughed.'

The rest of the herd were not amused.

"Same old crowd."

I'm getting too old to hunt. Let's contact that professor who wanted to study us and eat the students he sends to do the research.

Cannibal recipes.

Will Kill For Food

"Is there anybody there?"

"Keep your guard up. We're entering big-cat country."

Final selfie

'I'm a gnu, but I think the 'N' is silent.'

Lost and Found - 'Nothing yet.' (Zebra has lots its stripes).

"So, how long have you been a holiday relief?"

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'I'd love to help you guys, but I've got it pretty good here. I protect them and they throw me their sick and occasionally the odd jerk they want rid of.'

Zebra to lion: 'Is this a good time to talk to you about the sanctity of life?'