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'Name five African animals.'

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

"Look, a bug!"

"Eat me"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Neurotics in the tropics

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'White meat or dark?'

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."