Safari Participant Gifts

'Name five African animals.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Zoo animals.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Whiplash..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

'Thanks for the heads up!'

Neurotics in the tropics

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

'White meat or dark?'