Safari Spectator Gifts

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

A convenient attack of swine flu...

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Have I told you what beautiful eyes you have?"

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Whiplash..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

'White meat or dark?'

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."