Shipwreck Snickerers Pillows

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

"Over there - an island!"

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

'What luck!'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Deflating Island

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Desert Island Messages

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Gay Pride.

Catching Coconuts.

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

'Seeing how much we both miss our wives let's nag each other for a bit!'

A man on deserted island watches barrels of coconuts drift towards his already coconut laden dwelling place.