Shipwreck Survivor Humor Pillows

Quit saying 'entre nous'.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

A man with a rake on a desert island

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

"I just feel like a cliche."

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

Bl**dy climate change...

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

Deflating Island

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"Have you been tested?"

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Island circus

"I thought this one for the captain's table, and this one for when we get shipwrecked."