Shipwreck Survivor Humor T-Shirts

Quit saying 'entre nous'.

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

~ S.O.S.

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'Oh, that's just great. It's not bad enough I'm stranded here. Now I'm trapped in an invisible box.'

A man with a rake on a desert island

"Sell my stock in ACME cruise lines, then get me out of here!"

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

Desert Island Bagpipes

'Look on the bright side - Our investments with Bernie Madoff must REALLY be paying off by now!'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

"Over there - an island!"

"I just feel like a cliche."

'What luck! Just the doctor I was going to refer you to.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

Cruise ship's captain complains God didn't save his hat.

'I'm sorry I didn't practice this week, Mrs. Tinklemeyer. I just had so many distractions!

'What luck!'

External Revenue Service

Bl**dy climate change...

Deflating Island

"Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up, you're driving me crazy! Shut up ..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

Man on Desert Island reads about himself.

"Have you been tested?"

'Petersen, you're fired!'

Man arrives at desert island to find Summer Fete taking place: How many shells in the jar Guess the name of the Starfish

Island circus

Desert Island Messages