Shipwreck Snickerers Gifts

~ S.O.S.

'I wonder how the economy is doing.'

Dear Diary, 36 weeks on this island and I'm starting to feel that I'll never get rescued."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"It's a letter from my boss. He says he's not paying me for the time I've been stranded on this island."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

'Eating all of this coconut is making me feel really horny.'

Man on desert island under expired parking meter, meter maid in boat approaches.

'We're in luck - we've discovered a new species!'

"Over there - an island!"

'What luck!'

Deflating Island

"Yes you successfully removed the trip hazard, but with hindsight..."

"Honestly, I'm as sad as you are that your mother didn't make it."

"Well, my pension was tied up in the cruise liner industry."

'Well, you've been a great companion, Charlie. But you'd better hope we're rescued before Thanksgiving.'

'What luck! A court reporter.'

Desert Island Messages

"After all those desert island cartoons, I suppose we had this coming."

Message in a Bottle: 'If your reading this my hair do is already ruined.'

Catching Coconuts.

Gay Pride.

"Ed lives somewhere in the midwest and Jim settled out on the west coast, so I don't see them much anymore."

"Thank heavens I saved my teddy bear... he brings me good luck."

I am saved!

Bowling ball coconuts

Turkey Baster

A castawy sees a ship comiing closer and is excited by the prospect of rescue - but the ship plows right through the middle of his island.

"What are the bloody chances. . .??"

'The worse part is there's no ATM here.'

"You ever wonder why they always draw only one tree?"

Shipwrecked - Population 2.

"No, I don't think these are adjustable beds. Why?"

"Dang! One of us in the wrong cliche!"