Ship Steering Star T-Shirts

A coxswain attempting to dance

Remote control pirate bully

Use the body brush vigorously - he will enjoy it.

Little girl dangling from her horse track.

"No, you're in the Milky Way galaxy."

A massive ship pulls in in Central Park.

Captain steering house through flood.

Sea weed harvest.

'She dressed herself this morning.'

Frontispiece to 'Dombey and Son'

Lighthouse Beam.

Lifesaver!

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'May I speak to you alone, Cap'n?'

"Well, we've learned that passengers will mutiny if they are served meatloaf two days in a row... Even if you do call it the South Sea Surprise on the second day!"

Distractions.

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'I heard that the new captain was raised on a farm.'

'If we took the boat out, it might get dirty or scratched. Can't we sit here for the next several hours and talk about why you accused me of being paranoid?'

A potter paints a barcode on a pot.

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

"According to the charts, it should be clear sailing after this."

Dead Men Tell No Tales.

Lighthouse attracts ships like moths

"I forget who, but he's somebody's kid."

Leonard Nimoy

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"....After ten o'clock is quiet time on board for the comfort of our passengers."

Suez Canal Curse

"Miss Jones, cancel my 3:30pm"

"I need to take a call. Argue amongst yourselves."

'Maybe we should've let that one pass.'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

'Attention!! All hands on deck!'

"We're luckier than most people..."