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The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

Captain in a storm

'Are we there yet?'

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

Piracy on a boating lake

When laundry ruled the waves.

Bermuda Triangles

The Dubloon Stops Here

Build a Raft

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

"Mind the whale, dear."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Boat wedding.

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

Mr. Punch in Venice

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

'Luxury cruise you said!'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'