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The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

Remote control pirate bully

'For your information, I am engaging the energy of change and complexity to create the future I desire.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Captain Ahab searched for a vaccine.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Captain in a storm

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

I'm allergic to parrots, so I got an aaaarrrrdvark.

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

The Dubloon Stops Here

Piracy on a boating lake

When laundry ruled the waves.

Build a Raft

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

Bermuda Triangles

"Mind the whale, dear."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Are we there yet?'

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

Sailor in Car.

"The note in the bottle said someone's stranded here, but where is he?"

Naval Veterans Drinking at Greenwich Pub

Boat wedding.

How can I enjoy that clean, fresh, salt air when I'm up to my neck in garbage?

Mr. Punch in Venice

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"As I was only saying the other day..."

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

No caption. (On a pirate ship various flags fly, including flags with a skull and crossbones and other banners showing logos from various social media sites. On the boat deck below, a pirate is looking at his cell phone).

"Tell them we only have romaine!"

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Luxury cruise you said!'

'Another one? Do you realize it will make the third time this month we've held a fire drill?'