Star Sailor T-Shirts

Star versus UFO...

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Doug fights back at soaring gas prices.

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

S.S.dot.com

Drunken singers in a public house

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Baggage thrown from The Relation-Ship

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Sailor and mine

The temporary home of the international hall of brine.

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

UFO Romance

"You and your package tours, Harold!"

Pirate

Sailor and Mermaid Kiss on a Mine.

A man staying afloat on an anchor at sea.

WiFi on deserted island

'What type of line are you using?'

Wynken, Blynken and Nod

'We can't go up yet - it's bucketing down!'

Sand sailing in the Sahara

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

Pirates vs. Target.

Submarine and beer

'His heels are ruining this deck !'

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

Pirate Eye Test