Star-gazing Sailor T-Shirts

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

Captain in a storm

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

The Big Tipper

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"We're luckier than most people..."

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

Johannes Kepler

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

Alpha Centauri

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

Star versus UFO...

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

UFO Romance

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

Captain's Log

'Yeah, I guess I have kind of let it go.'

Romantic Comet

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

"That doesn't make any sense - The Milky Way shouldn't affect your lactose-intolerance."