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101 uses of a dead cat: boat

Parade of Boats 2:30

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

Faster, Georges, faster!

Captain in a storm

Fishing line going in to water and then dropping down from sky at top of panel.

'I tried to organize a stampede, but everybody has their own agenda.'

Don Quixote

"Enjoy your stay at the Bat Hotel. Breakfast is at 7 a.m. The guano bucket is down the hall and to the left."

When travelling with her cat by plane, train, or bus, dawn always ensured no one would bother them.

Single girl in wedding dress trying to catch a bachelor.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

Unique Whale Migrating Methods.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

Titanic 2024: "Nope, no icebergs left."

'I think I caught one of those fish showing on the graph.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

I always feel so short when you wear heels.

"My husband always brings back mementos from our vacation trips...Yellowstone, Florida, Australia..."

"I didn’t need to tie his hands—I just entered it into his GPS. In three feet, the destination is below you."

Fly fishing.

"You may join the crew, Sir, but first you must promise never to write a book about us."

"Bloody GPS-plotter is going silly again!"

Snakeboarding.

"Oh, no - not another theme pub!"

No Money

Clown jumps out of plane with balloon parachute.

Tandem cyclists

"In your wildest dreams, did you ever think you'd one day be cruising the Gulf of Mexico?"

Fishing Arizona- waiting for a flash flood

Crankster - The Site For Anti-Social Networking

'Keep playing like that and you'll strike oil!'

'I'm bored, too. Want to go out and photobomb people?'

Astronaut with a fish bowl for a helmet.