Star-gazing Sailor Mugs

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

Captain in a storm

'Sometimes George likes to pretend he's an astronaut.'

"Looking at you, the moon and beyond, don't you think we could start a blog?"

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

The Big Tipper

'How long have you operated multi-engines, sailor?'

"Hurray! I discovered a new planet!"

Some domestic cats will roam further than others.

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

'The last thing I said to him was: 'whatever you do, don't look at the sun through this thing'.'

"Ye God's... That was close."

"Look - the FIRST EVER picture of a black hole!! What do you think?"

'How do I know if it's seaworthy?'

Johannes Kepler

"We're luckier than most people..."

Well, you have your fantasies, I have mine.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

Alpha Centauri

"29 degrees in Scorpio? What's that in Fahrenheit?"

Star versus UFO...

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Ye Old Mariners Inn.

"Your sailing skills are improving but you need more work on the 'drop anchor' part."

'We're running low on food, everyone. I think we should cut out the 'All-you-can-eat' buffets.'

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

UFO Romance

"Other than the harpoon, I can't find a thing wrong with you."

Captain's Log

Men using naval terminology to describe people at the regatta ball

25% off sale - Flight Tonics: 'Gas engine lag, jet lag, astronaut lag.'

Romantic Comet