Sci-fi Sailor Mugs

UFO Romance

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

Wood Stain and Sun Tan Lotion

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

S.S.dot.com

"Yeah, I have a GPS, but I have no idea where 120 degrees longitude and 80 degrees latitude is."

"Whoa - not so fast! I've got to check your browsing history first..."

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Sailing enthusiast brings his hobby to his office.

Beachcomber sees that smartphone displays 'message in a bottle.'

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

"Too long at sea, I'm afraid."

Sailor's pipe is a ship's funnel.

"Large destroyer on the horizon, captain."

'Sam's not really a seafaring man but he can yo-ho-ho with the best of them.'

Hydrofoil wing boat.

Star versus UFO...

No Money

A writer sails on the water chased by editing shears.

'What type of line are you using?'

Franken-Cat

Book Sailing

'O.K. let's see, it's a book, a film, it's two words...Could it be Robinson Crusoe again Graham?'

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

Row to Row

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

They were ALL texting.

"Look, if you must go down to the seas again, to the lonely seas and sky, then go!But take your BlackBerry."

'I caught something, but it's not a fish. And speaking of fish, I think they know we're here.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'