Spooky Sailor Mugs

"Thar be an Hallowe'easter a blowin'."

Captain in a storm

Toy Boats And A Toy Ocean Liner

"It doesn't say, Son, whether or not Noah wore a captain's hat."

'Because I don't want you to be part of the decision - making process, that's why!'

No Money

'Of course I know how to read the water, but I my glasses fell overboard.'

"How much for just the ring?"

"F**k me! I didn’t know there was an app for that!"

"Turn 15 degrees Leo... Oh, sorry. Wrong chart."

UFO Romance

Sea song.

"Covid-19 on port bow!"

Desert island sand pit with a little boy stranded.

'Hold you horses! I'm just getting to the good part!'

"I want to exercise my right to Rome."

Franken-Cat

101 uses of a dead cat: life ring

"Sorry about your boat. Who do I see about personal injury compensation?"

Row to Row

'If they sing row, row, row your boat one more time, I'm jumping ship!'

'Sailing, it's a sport that doesn't float my boat.'

Noah's Publisher: 'No, I'm not asking you to lie. I'm asking you to embellish the truth for the sake of marketing...'

They were inseparable: Johnny Mack, his cat and the sandbox.

"This place looks fun!"

Flight of Dracula

"Can I stop bailing now?"

101 uses of a dead cat: boat

Antonis Samaras

"Just give me the exact date you enlisted, and I can do your naval chart."

Parade of Boats 2:30

Pirate Eye Test

Have you seen that movie, with the blonde girl who looks like that other blonde girl...

"The captain says we have to stay up here until we start acting like real pirates and learn our jobs."