Ship Shape Strategist T-Shirts

Man imagines his pregnant partner as an impossible bottle.

'I've told you it's not the old pencil and paper battleships.'

On the brink.

Failure/Due Diligence

'Look Reg, a ship...we're saved!'

Titanic: How's my steering.

Captain looks out of a porthole and notices that the ship is sinking.

"Will thee not sayeth uncle?!"

"How can you feel queasy, we're barely out of port."

"Don't do it - they're trying to beat us at our own game."

"How long have you felt like a three-masted schooner?"

"The result of our last meeting are impressive: 3 completely solved crossword puzzles, 7 battleship matches, 5 shopping lists, and 26 really funny doodles."

Submarine Hunter.

"...But if you'd led back a heart instead of that spade..."

Outline; Introduction, Body, Conclusion.

Need tickets.

'The tropical tax haven where he offshored his business was just hit by a tsunami.'

"I'd like to report this stowaway I discovered two weeks ago, Captain."

Captain Thomas Coram.

"I don't care how traditional it is. On this ship, it's women and children first!"

Ship

"Something tells me the Coast Guard isn't coming, Barbara."

'The classic pinstripe with construction boots delivers the authoritative butt-kicking power needed for Monday morning meetings.'

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"You've still got, like, a solid eight inches."

Hydrofoil wing boat.

"Well captain, who has right of way in a case like this?"

'For heaven's sake; Mrs Van Rensselaer, let go!'

Isambard Kingdom Brunel

'It's his wife I feel sorry for.'

"Any cocktail can be a shrimp cocktail if you just set your mind to it, and if you carry lots of loose shrimp in your pocket."

"I'm getting to see REAL ships. Mom's going for some pre-naval care."

Naval Power of England and France

Cutaway drawing of an aircraft carrier.

"What about my name?"