Shepherdess Gifts

"Get lost!"

'Sorry, no one turned in any sheep today.'

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

EweTube.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Would you like some wings?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

Sheep Ledger

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

The return of the four sheepskins

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

Merry Christmas.

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'