Shepherdess Gifts

"Get lost!"

We couldn't help but notice, Mary, that you got a new fleece, and it's white as snow.

'Sorry, no one turned in any sheep today.'

Little Bo-Peep searching for her sheep.

'For the last time, Bo Peep lost the sheep, not me: It was my day off!'

EweTube.

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

"Would you like some wings?"

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Sheep dog late for work

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

Lamb Noise.

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

"For goodness sake, not again, it's day-time but we can't see the sky: It must be another oil spill..."

Sheep Ledger

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"Rule #1: don't offer to carry anything!"

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

Merry Christmas.

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

"If anyone wants me, Ms. Clark, I'll be down in the youth department."

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'