Shepherd Trainee Gifts

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

Lamb Noise.

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

Sheep Ledger

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

The return of the four sheepskins

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

"Yeah, and the new job lets me work from home."

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'