Shepherd Trainee Prints

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

Shepherd and eurydice

"Staff support"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

A sheep dog has stacked the sheep four high - 'He used to be with the circus before he came to the farm...!'

Please Drove Carefully.

'I'm afraid you don't have the leadership qualities we're seeking.'

Sheep dog late for work

"Well, I'll miss him, but all his friends are backpacking Europe to herd sheep this summer, too."

A Highlander Chasing Dogs with a Knife and a Broom.

Lamb Noise.

'It's 'baa baa' here and 'baa baa' there, until I'm just about nuts.'

"O.K. you're ready to go on to the less embarrassing weights."

Sheep Ledger

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"I hope you don't mind - I'm training a brand-new assistant and I've asked her to check your blood pressure."

"You must be the newly qualified driver."

Red trousers at night - shepherd's delight.

'Oh don't mind him - he's just a great big teddy bear.'

"If she thinks I'm just gonna come running on home, wagging my tail behind me..."

'You're suffering from job-stress insomnia. Stop counting sheep to fall asleep.'

'How are you at thinking outside the flocks?'

'Jock's a real gentleman as far as we sheep are concerned... He knows how to play the bagpipes, yet doesn't!'

The return of the four sheepskins

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'

Summer in Elysium and The long vacation in Arcadia

Merry Christmas.

"The kid's good."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"It's harder to 'lead from the middle' than I thought."

'Rex! Have you been counting the sheep again?'

'This is cow country, pal, and we're not real big on innovation.'

'The first day on the job was not going well for Al...'

"Ok Lassie, cut out the smart arse bit and just herd the sheep."