Shell-shocked Meditator Gifts

Looking for a gift for the shell-shocked meditator? Explore our collection of witty and compassionate products designed to lighten their stress and honor their pursuit of peace. Perfect for those who find serenity in chaos or need a little humor to keep calm.

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'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

'Please join me now in a group meditation.' mockup

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

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"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here." mockup

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

from $19.00

Chiller Theatre

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"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul." mockup

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

from $19.00

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes mockup

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

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'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments' mockup

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

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"You've been served."

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"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..." mockup

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

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"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures." mockup

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

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Wisdom for dummies

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'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.' mockup

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

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A middle aged cow.

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Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder mockup

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

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"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..." mockup

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

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"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens." mockup

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

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'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.' mockup

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

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It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood. mockup

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

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Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that? mockup

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

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'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!' mockup

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

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'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.' mockup

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

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Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

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Musician's Note To Self.

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Existence 2.0

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'It's very noticeable when I'm down wind from you. There's something dead inside, you should see a specialist.'

'It's very noticeable when I'm down wind from you. There's something dead inside, you should see a specialist.' mockup

'It's very noticeable when I'm down wind from you. There's something dead inside, you should see a specialist.'

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'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?'

'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?' mockup

'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?'

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Shell-shocked Meditator Gifts Collection

Shell-shocked Meditator Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs for shell-shocked meditators, combining humor and serenity to start their day with a smile.

Shell-shocked Meditator Pillows

Find plush pillows that bring humor and comfort to the meditation space, making peace and laughter a part of their daily routine.

Shell-shocked Meditator Prints

Discover inspiring and amusing art prints that capture the essence of mindful chaos, perfect for decorating a meditation nook or calming corner.

Shell-shocked Meditator T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for meditative souls who appreciate a good laugh—perfect for relaxed days and casual meditation sessions.