Messy Meditator Gifts

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

"Do you guys serve beer?"

Be Healthy

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

"The Langmore Regional High School Inner Debate Team"

Mind-Fullness

"Why is it always me that has to get up just as I'm falling asleep to do things I forgot."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"I'm still looking for the lap of luxury."

Stressed over time management

Institute of Health next to Alternative medicine dept

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

Why am I running?

A cartoonist at the doctor, in yoga, at home and in therapy

"You said mindfulness could help us do well on the test, so I filled it up with as much as I could last night."

"My feng-shui consultant placed Harold in the closet."

'Reach up and fold down into Uttanasa.' - 'Notice how you feel both physically and spiritually.' - 'Physically, I feel that my toenails are a bit too long.' - 'Hmmm... okay, what about spiritually?'

James decided to stay in that night.

"You've been served."

Free-Floating Anxiety

'It feels like I'm very much in a good place these days. That is, aside from the grammar.'

"I'm putting you on entry level anxiety meds."

"I'm going on a retreat."

'I was trying to extinguish my ego, and I got an Out of Memory Error.'

"Hoarder."

It's A Breeze

"I'm thinking of giving up yoga! Yesterday my lotus position turned into a cauliflower!"

''Faith can move mountains'? -- That's actually a little disturbing.'

"Am I a happy man or just an asymptomatic one?"