Shell-shocked Meditator T-Shirts

'Please join me now in a group meditation.'

"What do I do to relieve stress? I meditate, about not working here."

Chiller Theatre

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Annoying neighbours - irritating wind chimes

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

"You've been served."

"Come off it, you're not working from dawn till dusk: You're working at dawn and at dusk..."

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

Wisdom for dummies

'No, I heard you snoring -- you just dreamed that you attained Nirvana.'

A middle aged cow.

Om, I will kill him, ooommm. Om, I will kill him, ooommm... Jack would later be charged with premeditated murder

"My master has built himself a "Zen Garden"! Now, I'm the one who's stressed as I'm not allowed in the garden anymore..."

"I've been meditating as hard as I can and nothing happens."

'Pardon the mess. We just moved in.'

It was clear that, once again, Lyle was not being nominated for sainthood.

Now there's way over a billion of us. What does confucius say about that?

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

'... Yes, most people are surprised when I show them the real meaning of life.'

Yoga studio: In 234 and Out 234.

Musician's Note To Self.

Existence 2.0

'It's very noticeable when I'm down wind from you. There's something dead inside, you should see a specialist.'

'If you were a human being, what kind of human being would you be?'