Marine Meditator T-Shirts

'You're all worked up for nothing. Just surface for a second and get some fresh air!'

'I'm going to practice on you before I start managing other people.'

"I change my mantra every two months so no one can hack my soul."

Yoga with Baby

'Meditation centre' 'Coffee, Tea, Enlightment, Refreshments'

'That's your third bowl of gruel this week! What is this -- a feeding frenzy?'

'It's the boss! Everyone look mellow!'

"I decided to get comfortable...we have a lot to talk about."

It must be December again -- I just had a vision of sugarplums.

"You wait nine months for a vaccine then three arrive all at once."

'Actually I only do this on weekends.'

"I'm hoping to sell my startup - a chain of fast-food meditation centers - to Google for seven figures."

"The Great Source keeps afloat, along with a little help from the sharks there."

'Hey, hey -- You've got to stay focussed.'

Wisdom for dummies

"I accept the cookies I cannot change."

www.meditation.commm

"My koan is to comprehend the sound of one hand clapping."

"Thirty-seven years up here and my ears STILL pop!"

'Our Community Mental Health Foundation has given us a grant NOT to broadcast the stock market news.'

'The secret to happiness is to stay away from low-lying coastal areas which are most susceptible to storms from global warming.'

"I'm going on a retreat."

'Yep, I'm alone.'

"I don't think you'll still be that 'Zen' when I tell you someone's nicked your cheese and pickle sandwich from the fridge."

'Relax... breathe... visualize you inner dog treat...'

'Just in case I forget it, I keep my mantra on my Ipod.'

The real reason we have natural disasters...

"Be still and know that I am cod."

Belly reflection

'Oh my gosh, this is terrific! I just tuned in satellite radio.'

'Oh wow! Bad karma!'

Oh, that's Alayna - She's into extreme meditation.

I Wish For More Nights Like This...

'I'm not a guru. I came up here just to get away from electric power lines.'

'We've been up here thirty years - Of COURSE you have deja vu feelings!'