Sheep Launcher Gifts

Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

A cow ventriloquist.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'I'll have to skip lunch. If I don't have 3 bags full on the boss's desk by 5:00...:

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"My parents hate it."

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!