Sheep Launcher Mugs

Illegal immigration...crossing the border.

Support group for sheep.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

No need to be concerned, madam! I'm wrapped in cotton wool!

Fellow Sheep of the Ring

LAST-MINUTE CAMPAIGN STOP

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

A cow ventriloquist.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

Sheep are sheared and then shown a mirror.

"Yeah, I won the Finest Quality Wool award, but it was a tough competition: There were contestants from all over Australia and New Zealand..."

Virgin wool - 'Clippers On a first date What kind of ewe do you think I am'

First there were virtual-pets. Now there are virtual owners and ranchers.

'I'll have to skip lunch. If I don't have 3 bags full on the boss's desk by 5:00...:

Dolly, Twenty Years Later

Speed Limit 5 MPH. Enforced by Sheep.

'He's half sheepdog and half rottweiler... first he rounds 'em up and then he eats 'em!'

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"EWE-BUR" "SHEAR-X"

The young Shepherd was determined to show the flock who was the boss!

"And what if we don’t feel like being herded?"

"My parents hate it."

"Well, the census results are out, but a footnote says that the sheep count is probably inaccurate as the auditors often found themselves getting drowsy..."

'Just the usual, thanks.'

'Hey, buddy, this is a cattle subdivision.'

Shepherd buying a shepherd's pie.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

"Wow, you're right, Alpaca Wool is very nice against the skin..."

Shorn sheep gets Baaaaard!

Em-Eews: Emus and Ewes in the form of each other.