Shear Genius Gifts

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

'He's the best sheepdog I ever had.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Everyone's using your theorem, Pythagoras. I told you you should have patented it.'

"Well yes, I was shorn by the apprentice, but I don't mind really: everybody has to learn somehow..."

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe.''"

'Sheep striptease'.

"Just a trim and tidy-up, please."

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

"Painted like this, finding furniture to match at least one colour should be simple!"

The irony is that Euclid himself is way out of shape.

"Well. It DOES make you look thinner."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

Where baby grand pianos come from.

Celebrating Spring Can Be Shear Hell

"What if we stow the 'Star Wars' crap for five seconds, Timmy, and get to the geometry?"

'Just the usual, thanks.'

Sinking cruise ship, with band member saved by floating on cello.

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'I thought you said you'd done this before.'

When Euclid and Galileo get together they talk about parallel universes.

You put your legs on backwards this morning? Yeah, I could kick myself.

"Behold the geometry of pizza: square, circle and triangle."

"He thinks he's so smart with his 360 degrees!"

Down at the Local Baa-Baa Shop

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'Quick! Name the capitol of North Dakota! What is an isosceles triangle? How high is mount everest? Think! You did study, didn't you, young man?'

Focoso - to sing with fire and passion.

'I wrote a software program and sold it for two million dollars.'

'Every year I say, 'Just a little of the top' but they never listen.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

"Don't stress. My philosophy has always been 'ewe be ewe'."

Woolverine.

"Anything for the weekend?"