Sharpening Expert Gifts

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

"Your usually vicious sarcasm is weak. Go pump some irony."

Tuning Up for the Air Guitar Competition

Joust Sharpener

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

The Organic

'I ink, therefore I am....', IF DESCARTES HAD BEEN A CARTOONIST

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"I wish you'd get more in touch with your masculine side, Robert"

Facial hair continental drift.

Can I ask you a question, man-to-man? Sure, little buddy. What do "man-to-man talks" usually consist of? What? I've never really had one, I don't think. What usually goes into them? Sports? Shaving? Carburetors? A little of this, a little of that. There's a proper ratio, of course. I'm not good at math.

"I told you they had a tough interview process here."

Ophiologist

"We can do this the easy way, or we can do this the hard way."

"The downside of living in the wild is that I need to shear myself now. Boy, do I now appreciate the skill professional shearers have: it's hard!"

The Peacock Is Not Renowned For His Bluffing Abilities

"He's in a high stake poker game right now."

'I'm all in.'

'Okay, you're not pre-vets anymore....'

'It's easy to follow the No Deodorant Kid.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

In and out trays for ironing.

"He's got steady hands and was the top recruit from Funzone."

'The plums are dry. It's time to prune.'

'How long has it been since you had a shearing?'

"This is definitely the last time for Chapter Seventeen!"

Just the usual, thanks.

'In tough negotiations I've found a bit of eyeliner really distracts them!'

"Give me a middle 'C', please."

'He's easy to bluff...'

The Whip Hand

'Junior! Get down from there! You're not arboreal!'

"I wish sometimes that we'd never domesticated the damn things."

'Duck.'

Maynard Wilson - "The Bull Whisperer"