Skill Sharpening Gifts

Karate

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Lovely dovetail."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Two Players both holding the same cue.

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'Sheep striptease'.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

Time to try something new.

We learn by doing

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Murderous Chef

Fishing Contest

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Ski-ball.

You are more than your job description.

"I don't look at it as bouncing from job to job, I'm merely gaining a broad base of experience."

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

'Let's practice lobs again.'

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Our training program was too successful. Twenty employees used their new skills to leave the company for better jobs."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.

Juggler

Fun with candy.

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Just the usual, thanks.