'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).
Knife Sharpening Gifts
Looking for a gift for a knife sharpening enthusiast? Our collection features humorous and thoughtful items that celebrate their passion for keeping blades perfectly honed. Whether they’re professional chefs or avid home cooks, these products add some fun and personality to their sharpening routine. From mugs to prints, find something sharp and memorable to delight the knife fanatic in your life.
Happy Knife, Happy Wife
Joust Sharpener
"Lovely dovetail."
"Better luck next time, kid."
'This will only hurt for a moment.'
'Sheep striptease'.
A Gambling Scene At Pike's Peak, Colorado
"Don't let it bother you. The doctor told my wife it would keep her mind sharp if she learned a new skill."
Murderous Chef
Shredder.
A chef uses a giant utensil to chop a tiny sausage.
'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'
Knife-thrower.
Looking Daggers
This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.
'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)
Peel as the Knave of Spades
'My office is boarded up. Why do I get the feeling my boss is still made at me for beating him at poker over the weekend.'
A Grim Reaper knife thrower not missing his target.
'I couldn't do my homework -- our electric pencil sharpener broke down.'
Oog is good at sharpening sticks, but he doesn't know when to stop. You can quit now, Oog. You've made your point.
Circus Billy Blades
"This is a silencerfor my dagger..."
HEAD CHEF - A chef collects the heads of the chefs that rank below him.
'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'
Swiss Army General.
"Swallow two band aids and call me in the morning."
The Neanderthal Pocket Knife.
Cooking School. And what should we always do before chopping our shallots? Have our bandages ready!
'I'm a butcher by trade.'
A Swiss Army Soldier.
You're sure you know how to play poker?
'Cat Heaven.'
Swiss Army General (Has a variety of useful implements hanging from his uniform).
Knife Sharpening Gifts Collection
Knife Sharpening Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs that celebrate the craft of knife sharpening. Find fun, witty designs perfect for sharpening routines or morning coffee.
Knife Sharpening Pillows
Browse our pillows with clever and funny messages about sharpening blades. Perfect for adding personality to their space.
Knife Sharpening Prints
Discover art prints that showcase the love and precision of knife sharpening. Great for inspiring their culinary or honing journey.
Knife Sharpening T-Shirts
Check out our range of t-shirts dedicated to knife sharpening enthusiasts. Stylish and humorous designs to wear with pride.