Skill Sharpening T-Shirts

Karate

Keeping all the balls in the air - skills

"Lovely dovetail."

'Next Please...' (Joe's Sharpening Service).

Two Players both holding the same cue.

"I'm good at ticking boxes."

'I'm working because I've been upgraded. He never upgraded so he's out of work.'

'Sheep striptease'.

Time to try something new.

Keys to Success: Focus, Alertness, Concentration...

We learn by doing

'Why is it you never sign up for any trainings?'

Fishing Contest

Murderous Chef

'Very impressive, but is there anything you can't do?'

Ski-ball.

You are more than your job description.

'You're never going to follow me in my trade, Son - you may as well go to university.'

'Yeah, they're neat tattoos, but they're only visible at shearing time each year...'

'Let's practice lobs again.'

This sucker was pretty clogged. Found lots and lots of wool. Yes sir, yes sir - looks like about 3 bags full.

'You know, sometimes I think we don't even speak the same body language.'

"I brought a new can opener, but let's save the old one in case we ever need a broken can opener."

'OK, I see you've worked as a driving instructor for the past 23 years.'

'Abandon Sheep.'

"Our training program was too successful. Twenty employees used their new skills to leave the company for better jobs."

'What is wrong with you, Covington? Larson's sales territory is twice the size of yours, and yet she managed to find the time to learn how to palm a basketball!'

'...open beer bottles with his teeth.'

Fun with candy.

Juggler

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Once you learn, though, you'll never forget."

Just the usual, thanks.