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'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

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Official Team Cap With Beard

Feeling for shells

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

"I can hear the sea boiling."

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'We thought you'd like music during your building inspection.'