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'Wow, a sixty-four arrow quiver with built-in sharpener! I'm so jealous.' (First day at archery school.)

"These are the very weapons your mother and I used in our famous duel."

The aliens froze, gripped by a primal fear. This time there would be no abduction.

The mysterious Sherlock Holmes - 'Is he wearing his cap backwards or forwards?'

"Did you bring any protection with you?"

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

Try me/try me/try me...

'It must be the dead sea.'

"Want to impress me with that hammer? Try using it to fix a few things around here."

If you hold the conch up to your ear, you can hear the ocean swearing at you.

"Harry?... Is that you?"

'Yeah, yeah, yeah... I know the drill.'

'... and we're also having a sale on do-it-yourself emergency surgery kits.'

'Can I have mine with the peak at the front '

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

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Official Team Cap With Beard

Feeling for shells

You can tell when the blades get dull on your rotary nose-hair clippers.

'Does my head look big in this?'

'Now you know where you left your tools.'

Pun on Excalibur - Swiss Army knife appears from the lake.

"I can hear the sea boiling."

"Oh that, that's my holiday home."

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

'Would it have killed you to go with a store-bought model?'

Weapons of War Through the Ages.

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

"Now now, what have I told you about using your zombie knife at the dinner table..."

'Dude, ya hat's on backwards.'

"How can you say my hat is on back to front when you don't know which way I'm going to go?"

"I want one of those!"

'It's my latest invention -- I cal lit 'a rock tied to a stick.''

'My hubby is getting better at D.I.Y. . . . Oh yes, he now spends more on screws than plasters.'