Shark Fan Club Member Gifts

'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Leak in the fish tank.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"Heads or tails?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

Sand danger

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'

A man runs on the water from a shark.