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'There's someone in your teeth Harold.'

Beach con-man.

'Hold on just a few more minutes. I want mine medium well.'

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

Horror movies

The Food Chain

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

'A cousin to the hammerhead, here we see the allusive, yet, handy, multi-use shark.'

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

"The best beaches are Santa Cruz, Hossegor, Ericeira, The Gold Coast, Barbados, Sennen Cove, Oahu and Bali son: They're full of surfers..."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

"Heads or tails?"

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

Ice Fishing

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

A man gets a paper cut while reading in his back yard and is attacked by 'Lawn Sharks'.

"Dad, Dad, cage divers! Get the hacksaw and let's scare the heck out of them!"

Sand danger

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

"I'll have a man overboard!"

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

'You go ahead and eat. I'm on a raw food diet and surfer isn't part of it.'