Shapewear Struggler Gifts

"After years of cartoon rejections, Bill stooped to trying a little shameless product placement."

Man admires his Cubist Painting.

'If God had wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them closer to my hands!'

Sad businessman with sinking profits

"I can't get the price sticker off this non stick pan, you sold me!"

'I see you're hacking the fridge again.'

"Norman still has seventies flashbacks sometimes."

'Well, if I weigh that much after only putting one foot on, I don't think I have the courage to continue!'

Unsuitable clothing.

'You know that thin person inside you, struggling to get out? -- He seems to have gained weight, too.'

We have an all volunteer workforce, and we're still losing money!

sale

"I was just... uh... looking for the low-fat yogurt."

"You might consider new socks as well."

Eye Opener

'I can never do anything with my hair phobia.'

Healthy Eating Fast

"Ed was at that awkward in between stage of letting his hair grow out." "C'mon. C'mon. C'mon..."

'He's a great manager because he has extra dimensions.'

When geographers and geometrists hang out.

'If you haven't got a low fat, organic, calorie free, ethically produced, free range option... I'll have the double chocolate cheesecake.'

'My wife has me on a very strict diet so I need a safe place to store my binge foods.'

"I am here on behalf of a concerned caller, why are you wearing shorts in winter?"

"Darn, I've done it again!"

Catwalk catastrophe at New York Fashion Week.

Sebastian and his thighs usually disagree when it comes to buying new clothes.

"How's your diet going?"

"A bright smile every morning- how do you do it?"

"How's the short biographical statement coming?"

"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"

Round character unhappy with square art, square character unhappy with round art.

Why George finds it hard to lose weight.