Shamrock Seekers Gifts

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Try me/try me/try me...

Hermit Crabapple Tree

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

"Bigfoot"

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

Ant holds up the word 'TRIUMPH'.

"This is it? No video?"

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"IBM up 2 1/4, ATT down a 1/4,GM ... "

"No, I don't recycle."

Happy Birthday

Happy St Patrick's Day

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

"Four bedrooms, oceanfront property, and it's in our price range?! What's the catch?"

'It's the ocean - for you.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!