Shamrock Stylist Gifts

St Patrick's Day

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Christmas Socks

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Chiropractic concerns

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

'Short bark and sdes please.'

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"And which solar system are you from?"

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."