Shamrock Lover Gifts

Happy St Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Taking it easy

Priest

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

"And what else do you think you can bring to the role of Edmund, Earl of Gloucester?"

Shark infested custard!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

Purple dress

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'I hate evolution!'

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

The Taming of the Ewe

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

Card shark

Eurovision Hymn Contest

"That's his answer to everything!"

After finishing his two year residency at Drai's Beach club, in Las Vegas, D.J. Pauly D decides to return to his first love theatre.

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

shark on cricket crease

Ralph Fiennes

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

The Mammock

Cash by any other name.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

How Lawyers Evolved.