Shamrock Lover Pillows

Happy St Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Taking it easy

Priest

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Shark infested custard!

We Will Beat Any Genuine Quote...

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'Dude, someone put a sign on your front.'

Purple dress

'Like many studs of my generation, I have always had a love affair with the harmonica.'

"Young Montague's full of himself."

'Mark Antony addreses the mob'

'I hate evolution!'

"The end of 'Shark Week' is near!"

"Is a six pack enough? I can go back out."

"Now is the winter of our discontent, made glorious summer by a string of great hollywood blockbusters."

The Taming of the Ewe

"I don't get it. We work hard all day and look at this slug."

"So, you folks see anything you'd like?"

A seal is riding atop a great white shark!

"That's his answer to everything!"

Card shark

shark on cricket crease

"We've increased job satisfaction. Now let's focus on productivity."

The Mammock

'Of course, here in Australia we have to learn to contend with vineyard pests that are unique to our locale.'

"Don't attack surfers! You're giving us all a bad name and encouraging culling!"

Cash by any other name.

'I. Am. So. Embarrassed! How long have I been sitting across from him with that stuck in my teeth?'

How Lawyers Evolved.

'We're busy, cha-cha-cha!'