Shamrock Shaker Pillows

Saint Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"As the new head coach, my first move will be to blow up the entire roster."

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday

Bowled out.

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Souvenir of Iceland

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Happy St. Patrick's Day House

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

Upper class homeless man.

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

'Shakers don't like subways'

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

St Patrick's Day