Shamrock Shaker Pillows

Saint Patrick's Day

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'When I grow up, I'm either going to be an authority figure or an unimpeachable source.'

"First I drink, then I barbecue — that's my secret."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Dr. Saltine, pioneer of salt transplants.

"Wait, I've got sand in my shoe."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

'I'll be home for dinner in a few minutes... I'm getting my stomach lined right now.'

'Well, now do you believe that snow global warming is real?'

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday

Comfort Zone Lady Leaving a Room.

"Didn't I say to just sprinkle salt on it!"

Bowled out.

"I want you to decrease your salt intake and increase your pepper intake."

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Souvenir of Iceland

'You'll have to come up with something new...Nobody notices you anymore.'

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

Upper class homeless man.

Happy St. Patrick's Day House

'Well, if you don't like our rules then start your own denomination.'

"Ok one last chance - and don't try and tell me it's salt again."

'Shakers don't like subways'

'No, we're not broke, dear. Our money is in storage.'

"Can we get more salt shakers to represent the enemy scum?"

St Patrick's Day

Shaken Old Bartender