Shamrock Stylist Mugs

St Patrick's Day

6 Quarantine-Friendly Fashions

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

'How many studio apartment construction projects did you say you'd worked on before?'

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"Next time you meet me dressed as a giant boy, it's going to cost you a pair of diamond earrings."

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Victoria's secret lovers: Barry, Al, Percy.

'So when the bottom fell out of sheep shearing I had to find something else...'

'Wow - My kind of man.'

Christmas Socks

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday

If clothes make the man make sure yours don't make you into a twat.

"We all see it. We all see it. . ."

Keeper giving Lords best position for shooting

Chiropractic concerns

"I never wear fur...unless my cat's shedding."

"Now, that's what I call a fashion statement!"

'Wow, you got Bob! Lucky you, he's definitely the best shearer around!'

"Well, from what I heard, he was a dog-groomer before he became a shearer..."

Could you make me look a little bit more 'cowy'?

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

"Great, just great! School photos are tomorrow..."

Some say this glass is half empty. Others say the glass is half full. . . If you're Irish you say. . . are you going to finish that?

'I think you'd look pretty good in a bun.'

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

"Aren't you worried that I may be a serial killer..?"

Man with curly moustache and eyebrows.

'Short bark and sdes please.'

'This gives us a more homely feeling than cubicles.'

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"And which solar system are you from?"

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."