Shamrock Enthusiast Mugs

Bailey's Irish Cream Farm.

"I never knew leprechauns made good accountants."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

"I'm part Irish on my mother's side."

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

Happy St. Patrick's Day House

"I know what this is, it's what mum and dad call 'working from home'...

Beach con-man.

Bite out of fishing pier.

"Four years of dental school only to tell all my patients 'Don't worry about any tooth issues - they'll just fall out and be replaced, anyway'."

"Hey grandpa, tell us more about the time you were in that Steven Spielberg movie."

Taking it easy

In a cycle - one bucket out, one bucket in.

"Hawaiian hitchhiker."

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

'I am not doing nothing ... I am perfecting inertia.'

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

Oct. 1982: Researchers attempt an ill-fated procedure in great white shark oral hygiene.

Ultra-lazy sloth

Problem Solving

'When are you going to learn to relax?'

'There's something I never told you about your father, Billy. He was a lawyer.'

Sand danger

'Say, are you in the mood for a Spielberg?'

'They're showing 'Jaws' on TV tonight: The beaches should be quiet for a few days after that!'

"All good Lucy, I've cleared the beach: you can safely go and lay your eggs now..."

Ice Fishing

'Relax, dude - I got your back.'

'Research shows that while the number of surfers is somewhat constant over the year, there is a sudden increase in casual bathers over Summer...'

Shark food pyramid.

'He claims to be a recovering workaholic.'

'And in addition it seems that he has been eating some of the other children'.

"Are there any extra crew on board? He still looks hungry."

'Who said it couldn't be done?.'

'Relax, I think it just wants the chum pizza.'