Shamrock Seekers T-Shirts

'Ar ... to be sore, to be sore.' - Post St Patrick's Day.

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

"If you hold a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean..."

Hermit Crabapple Tree

'The new lad's collecting shells again boss.'

Try me/try me/try me...

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Outfit

"The boys at Jack's Bait & Tackle will never believe this one!"

'It's grossed over a billion dollars. Let's go see the Titanic wreck.'

'Why can't you collect shells like the other kids?'

"If you need anything in the building, just call the super. This is the only known photo of him."

"This is it? No video?"

"The legend is true. Bigger Foot exists."

"Cheer up Skip - worse things happen at sea..."

"New Year's resolutions are fine, but we should really focus on squad goals."

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Are you willing to relocate?"

Happy St Patrick's Day

Happy Birthday

"That's way out of my price range..."

"It's your mother calling."

'Say '1' to hear the ocean in English. Decir '2' a oir el ocean en Espanol.'

"No, I don't recycle."

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'I'd be more amazed if I DIDN'T hear the ocean.'

'If you hold this shell to your ear you can hear the ARRRGH!'

'That's actuall a medical condition. Besides, these days I prefer to be called Sasquatch.'

'It's the ocean - for you.'

'Donna has been taking FENG SHUI classes.'

Shamrock refers to young springs of clover or trefoil, the sacred plant to the druids of Ireland...

A day at the beach

Passed over for a simple seashell, Stella was well and truly a washed up starfish!!