Shakespearean Chef Gifts

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Out, damned Spot.'

William Shakespeare

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

Lady Macbeth

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Witch's Brew.

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Shakespeare Street

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Ye Editor. It’s a little downbeat, Will. How about making it a comedy and changing the name from "Othello" to "The Moor, The Marry-er"?

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."