Shakespearean Chef Pillows

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

"You'll love this. It's swarthy yet munificent, didactic and gregarious with hints of dogma."

'Hamlet'

1599: Shakespeare's Agent knew what the public wanted

'One eye of newt or two?'

Shakespeare was bisexual

"Have you read any of Shakespeare's plays?"

"Out damn Spot

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

To read or not to read?

Hamlet

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Lend me your ears

Recipes from The Lying Gourmet

'I don't think that's what they mean by reducing the wine.'

Li'l Bill meets destiny.

'Out, damned Spot.'

William Shakespeare

Witch's Brew.

'Doesn't txt msg make it 38 languages and not 37?'

Shakespeare Street

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Lady Macbeth

Alas poor Daisy, I knew her well!

'It was a play on words...and a bad one at that!'

'Neither a lender nor a borrower be.'

Midsummer Night's Dream

'Greetings and welcome to my new play called 'King Lear.' It's about delegation, succession, and decentralization.'

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

"If music is the food of love... I'm full."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

"My dad says this pencil was once used by William Shakespeare." "Is it 2B or not 2B?"

Shakespeare in the clink